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Comedy is to Joey De Leon, as Joey De Leon is to comedy. He has captured the Filipinos’ funny bone with his antics in the country’s longest running noontime show Eat Bulaga, a name he so proudly coined himself! Joey is an expert in all facets of belly-laughs, from film satires to TV gag shows. You may also catch him in Mel & Joey, with "pards" Mel Tiangco.

Basic Info
Name: Joey de Leon
Nickname: Joey
Birthday: October 14, 1946

Favorites
Joey's hit list:
1. He likes collecting casino chips, clown and lotus paintings, and Hard Rock Cafe tees!
2. He listens to The Beatles, The Beach Boys, and The Bee Gees.
3. He's a jeans-and-t-shirt kind of guy.

Star Trivia:
He was the one who coined the name "Eat Bulaga!"

Q & A
On the spot:

Why did you enter showbusiness?
"Showbiz entered me!"

If you weren’t in showbiz, what kind of career would you have?
"Advertising, maybe, or alalay to a celebrity."

What are you most proud of?
"Coming up with the title Eat Bulaga and having had more than 50 TV shows to date and still counting."

What do you value most?
"My family and my job."

What is your advice to aspiring artists?
"Love your work. Don’t stop learning and always be on time. Learn everything...branch out!"

more about joey de leon follow this link http://profiles.friendster.com/82378511

BOWL BOWL ( Narita Airport )
"Remember Bulbul Emporium in Sydney , Australia ? Now they've
branched out to a fast-food business in Japan . Pero ang gulo pa rin, parang…"

TOMOD'S ( Tokyo , Japan )
"Oops, it's not a sperm bank… it's a 'convenient' store."

LE TITIPARISIEN ( France )
"This one, I think, is a meat house. Sinasabi ko na nga ba, e. Nagt*t*nda ng laman!"

TULLY'S ( Ginza , Japan )
"Japanese cut, anyone? Heard that they use samurai swords here. Ouch!"

CAFÉ PANIS ( Paris , France )
"Eto, alam n'yo na siguro ang isine-serve dito. French fries from the French Revolution!"

SOU-SOU ( Tokyo , Japan )
"This one is located at the From The First building in the very expensive area of Omotesando and Aoyama in Tokyo . Guess what the store sells? It offers protection for two lovely parts of our body. Yes, the feet. Ladies, for your 'kicks'… go to Sou-Sou!"


POOKIE & SEBASTIAN ( New York )
"I thought the store's name meant 'for ladies and men.' The clothes shop caters only to the first name in the sign."

AH SO ( Las Vegas )
"They don't sell dog food here. This is one of the Asian fast-food outlets at the Cypress Street Marketplace inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas ."

Battle of the Brainless!


Bata pa ako meron na nito, sa email, sa kwento at pati sa TV! Pero parang hindi na sila masyadong sikat ngayon. Sayang. Pero wag kayong malungkot kasi muli nating babalikan ang walang kamatayang labanan ng mga walang utak, ang ”Battle of the Brainless”!Â

Host: Saang “B” binaril si Jose Rizal?

Contestant: Sa back?

Host:Â Mali, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter “L”.

Contestant: Sa likod!!!

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Host: Saan “B” tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?

Contestant: Banyo?

Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

Contestant: Bubong?

Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.

Contestant: Beerhouse!

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Host: Anong “S” ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?

Contestant: Sirena?

Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

Contestant: Siyokoy?

Host: Hindi ito lalake.

Contestant: Siyoke!

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Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue, initials nya N.A.!

Contestant: Nora Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Lalaki sya!

Contestant: Guy?

Host: Hindi. Patay na sya!

Contestant:Â ANO??!! PATAY NA SIÂ ATE GUY???!!!Â

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Host: 2 plus 2 equals…

Contestant: Three?

Host: Hindi, taasan mo pa!

Contestant:Â *falsetto* Three?

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Host: Anong hayop ang katulong ng magsasaka sa bukid? Nag-uumpisa sa letter “K”.

Contestant: Kuto?

Host: Hindi, nakatira ito sa lupa!

Contestant: Kutong Lupa?

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Host: Sino ang “Hero of Mactan”? Initials nya ay L.L.!

Contestant: Lito Lapid?!

Host: Hindi, inuulit ang pangalan nya!

Contestant: Lito Lito Lapid Lapid?

Host: Hindi, isang syllable lang to na inuulit!

Contestant: Lotlot?

Host: Mali!

Constestant: …and friends?

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Host: Sino ang Concert Queen of the Philippines? Initials nya ay P.F.

Contestant: Pernando Foe?

Host:Â Ha?!

Contestant: …Junior?

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Host: Ano ang National Fruit of the Philippines? Nag-uumpisa ito sa letter ”M”!

Contestant: Mais?

Host: Hindi, maasim ito!

Contestant: Panis na Mais?!

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Host: Sino ang dating asawa ni Sharon Cuneta na tatay ni KC? Initials nya ay G.C.!

Contestant: Si GC Bunin!

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Host: Ano ang dating National Bird ng Pilipinas? Nag-uumpisa ito sa letter ”M”.

Contestant: Manok?

Host:Â Mali! Naghuhuli ito sa letter “A”!

Contestant: Manoka?

Host: Maliit lang to!

Contestant: Little Manoka?

Host: Mali! Brown lang ito!

Contestant: Little Brown Manoka?

Host: TANGA! Lumilipad to!

Contestant:Â Flying Little Brown Manoka?

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Host: Ano ang pangkaraniwang tawag sa “Sodium Chloride”? Clue, inilalagay nyo to sa itlog ng mga asawa nyo tuwing umaga!

Contestant: Pulbos!

Ahahaaaay ang kulet ni Constestant!!!
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MAG SYOTA
Lalaki: Ano ang pagkain natin?

Babae: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!

Lalaki: Isang pirasong tuyo? Ano pagpipilian ko?

Babae: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

JEEP
Pedro: Manong bayad!

Driver: San galing?

Pedro: Sa bulsa ko!

Driver: Hindi…san ka sumakay?

Pedro: Sa jeep mo san pa?

Inisip ng driver kung pano sya makakabawi. Binigyan nya ng kulang na sukli si Pedro.

Pedro: O bat kulang ang sukli ko? Magkano ba Quiapo?

Driver:bakit bibilhin mo

Lumayas kasi buntis!

Kumare 1: Mare, pwede bang tumira muna ako sa inyo? Lumayas ako sa amin kasi buntis ako.

Kumare 2: Dapat sa taong nakabuntis sayo ka pumunta!

Kumare 1: Kaya nga. Andyan ba si pare?


May na-aamoy!

Bading 1: Tita, tigil tayo! May na-aamoy akong etits!

Bading 2: Gaga, nadighay lang ako!


Ilang bese kang ginahasa?

Attorney: Iha, ilang beses kang ginahasa ng akusado?

Babae: Tatlong beses po…

Akusado:Â Hoy! Dalawang beses lang kitang ginahasa!

Babae: Bakeeeet? Hindi mo ba ibibilang yung nasa ibabaw ako?!

Kabayo!

Babae: Hon, sino si Julia?

Lalaki: Ah, kabayo yun! Yung pinustahan ko sa karera kahapon.

Babae: Ah ganon? Sige, sagutin mo yung telepono, asa linya yung kabayo mo!


Maraming salamat kay green pinoy at sana mkapag blog kna ulit hehehe
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